Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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