So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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