so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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