she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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