walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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