Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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