is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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