Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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