do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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