i just had sex bonerless
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
