are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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