Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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