Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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