well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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