Non-Jews are for practice
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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