you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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