I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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