I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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