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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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