rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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