Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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