oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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