So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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