At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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