ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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