That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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