David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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