White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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