What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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