i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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