covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
smell my finger.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
