At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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