That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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