p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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