I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize