just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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