I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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