what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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