Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
In America we eat man semen.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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