ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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