just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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