LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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