i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
