Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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