Soap is not a condiment
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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