D3 body, D1 cock
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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