I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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