that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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