you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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