I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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