So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He passed out mid-signature
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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