That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Say something about gay babies.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I touched a dick in church today
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