It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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