So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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